Roy Halladay – SP – Toronto Blue Jays – Win, 9 IP, 0 ER, 2 H, 1 BB, 8 K’s – Halladay was in vintage form as he shut out the hapless Yankees last night. Not only is the Good Doctor leading the majors in complete games as usual, he's striking guys out again. Does a K/BB ratio of 121/21 do anything for ya?
Cliff Lee – SP – Cleveland Indians – Win, 6 IP, 0 ER, 5 H, 1 BB, 7 K’s – Uncle Cliffy was nifty against the Satan Rays.
Ryan Howard – 1b – Philadelphia Phillies – 2/5, 1 HR 1 RBI, 2 R – I don't like Ryan Howard because he strikes out so much, but you can't argue with his recent production. His last week looks like this: .393 BA, 6 HR, 11 RBI, 7 R.
Alex Rodriguez – 3b– New York Yankees – 1/4, K – Lately A-Rod looks like a virgin at the plate. Right now he is borderline awful, and I may have to give him a holiday from my starting lineup. Hopefully he will get back into the groove again soon and justify my love. Uhh, nobody's perfect? OK, I'm done.
Gavin Floyd – SP – Chicago White Sox – Loss, 2.2 IP, 5 H, 6 ER, 7 BB, 2 K's – OK, enough talking about Floyd being snubbed for the All-Star team.
Carl Crawford – OF – Tampa Bay Lucifer Rays – 0/4, 2 K's, E – All of the sudden Carl Crawford has turned into Corey Patterson.