"This is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules."
Thank God baseball is back today. Here are some rules to get you ready for the second half.
Rule #1 - The National League will find a way to lose the All-Star game.
Rule #2 - There isn't one pitcher I would trust pitching at Coors Canaveral. Humidor or no humidor.
Rule #3 - If you aren't rooting for Josh Hamilton, you are a holier-than-thou loser and people don't like you.
Rule #4 - The number of Quality Starts is a better indicator of a good fantasy starting pitcher than his number of Wins.
Rule #5 - "There are two kinds of fat people: there's fat people that were born fat, and there's people that were once thin but became fat...so when you look at 'em you can sorta see that thin person inside." As usual, Bender was right.