Thursday, July 24, 2008

This Ain't 'Nam #3

"This is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules."

Rule #1 - Adam Dunn will hit 40+ home runs every year.

Rule #2 - When Vin Scully talks, you listen.

Rule #3 - While it may sound like fun at the time, asking dudes from your office to join your fantasy league will ultimately result in Tom Glavine being drafted in the first round and lots of questions about how the scoring works. It's not worth it.

Rule #4 - When Tim McCarver talks, you press the mute button.

Rule #5 - It's all in the reflexes.

2 comments:

Ross said...

Nice Rule Set. Dunn's power has been unreal since the beginning of July (which of course coincided with me trading him away). Also, any mention of Jack Burton is always a good thing. Follow this link to a truly great t-shirt: http://www.wingkong.net/shirts/reflex1.html

Donny said...

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